The Resolution That Never Comes True.

Me + Winter + Seemingly never ending supply of food = Stuffing face 24/7.

Its not funny how much I've been eating lately. Be it toast dipped in warm tea, vanilla pudding, chocolate, sweet potatoes, etc etc.

FML. -___________-"

Said this to a friend, Izzat Yusri, on Twitter. Coz I'm a pumpkin (without the slutty. HIMYM fans will understand this!) hoping to become THIS:

Karla of KARLA'S CLOSET

Coz she ain't skinny like a twig, has a bum and noticeable cup size, has curvesssss. Hell yeah. Thats the kind of body I want, but somehow never put an effort into getting. And then question myself, "Why on Earth do I look like a less sensual version of Kim Kardashian?" 

WAHAHA. I mean, don't you agree? DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU? 

Pffft. Add 'shameless' as another adjective to describe me, would you please?

Oh I forgot the Tweet aforementioned:

For you to be able to understand this, you would need to know that Izzat's a very skinny man. And I'm not even going to sugarcoat it and go all... "Ohhh but he's not skinny, skinny, he's okayy."

Coz he is. And everyone who knows him, KNOWS. And if you happen to read this Izzat, I hope you don't mind me writing all this about you. TEEHEE. PEACE YAW!

But, just coz life wanted to prove sooo much how unfair it can be. Being super skinny is considered less (or most times, not at all) an insult than being overweight ----> fat. WHY?? WHY?? (Yes, Izzat can feel a whole lot better now. Dammit.)

Thats how it is y'all. Ain't nothin' you can do to change that.

And because he wishes to pile on some pounds, he agreed:

*sighs*

If everything is that simple. 

And ahhhhhhh...

if vacuum cleaners could suck the fat from our bodies.

Okay, gonna go force puke all the food I ate out now.

LOL. Kidding. I love food too much to want them to come out after I'd eaten them. OH HOT DAMN WHY ARE Y'ALL EVEN EDIBLE. And not to mention that I tried being bulimic already (for a few weeks in high school) and trust me when I say you don't feel any better when you've forced yourself to vomit. If anything, you just feel more hungry afterwards. And end up eating something else. But not vomiting THAT out because you fear you'll get hungry AGAIN afterwards, and you only have so many LEXUS vegetable sandwich biscuit (with CHOCOLATE) and Haribo gummy cherries, snakes, etc and Nyam Nyam in your locker.

And waiting for your parents' next visit for some more is such an arduous thing to do. YOU DON'T EVEN -


*off*