Now, instead of a lengthy post, supposedly 'summarizing' the year that is two-oh-one-oh and the oblivious and unintended self-jinxing ritual of writing down what I hope to be doing, what I aim for, what I what, et cetera et cetera for the year 2011, I'm just gonna make it plain and simpleeee. Simply by wishing the anyhoooos that are reading this:
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
If 2010 wasn't good enough for you, then you better make all the necessary preparations in making 2011 yo bitch yo. I know I should.
BUT if theres something I would want to jinx is my current (random and rather unwelcomed) longing for a significant other. I mean, PFFFT I mean. Ahhh seriously, I've been watching too many TV shows + movies about love, first love, et cetera that it has all got to my head.
I'm still banning myself from having any feeling of attachment or attraction towards the opposite sex, so yes 2011, please do not let me come across any man who would have Milo Ventimiglia's looks, Seth Rogen's awesomeness, Michael Cera's strangely adorable awkwardness, especially when they're wearing something green, capri pants and supercool boat shoes.
Because only then will I be forced to shatter into a thousand million pieces, and attack said person, completely disregarding my very pride as a female human being and shamelessly chain him in the underground dungeon I dug beneath my bed.
And with that, I leave you to be awed by my unwavered ability to talk a whole lotta crap.
Goodbye.
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