(or at least I am.)
One: No paranoia when your friend 'checks out' your phone
Usually, AGES AGO when I was avidly in contact with err.. any guy, I'd feel uneasy when my friend asks to 'check out' my phone. Coz lets face it. You KNOW very well thats not what they're up to. Okay, maybe a few of them really does genuinely wants to have a look-a-see, but COME ON.
Even I've done that old age trick at least ONCE on my friends. What our friends actually does when they 'check out' our phones is dig through our inbox. And outbox. And sent messages.
*gerak gerak kening.
Recently, a friend did that to me, and well, I had no problems with giving her the pleasure of... Going through my inbox that is filled with SMS from my parents. TEEHEE. And sent messages TO my parents. TEEHEE. Asking them to kirim salam to the cats for me. TEEHEE.
And only 2 SMS-es from guys, ONE asking me to go somewhere so he could pass me an item, another asking me to clean up a place.
-_______-"
Quite sad, I know. But it doesn't mean that I have less 'I Love You-s'!
Two: Your brain stays intact!
Proven by a few scientists. Okay, takdela proven when you couple you sakit otak (okay, am suddenly convinced thats possible) but when you make long duration calls!
What they did was place an egg directly in between two cellphones. A call was made between both cellphones, and in approximately 60 minutes, the egg was found to be 'boiled' to perfection. So just in case your budget for making bunga telur on your wedding runs out, flip out your cell, and your future husband's, and get those eggs a-cookin'!
So the thing is, I used to have boyfriends too. Okay, boyfriend. Singular. Sorry. -_____-" So, as inexperienced as you think I am, I know very well phone calls usually lasts more than an hour. Seriously. Back then when my ex and I called each other, it took sooo long. Coz even we were both silent, neither parties choose to put an end to the phone call.
What they did was place an egg directly in between two cellphones. A call was made between both cellphones, and in approximately 60 minutes, the egg was found to be 'boiled' to perfection. So just in case your budget for making bunga telur on your wedding runs out, flip out your cell, and your future husband's, and get those eggs a-cookin'!
So the thing is, I used to have boyfriends too. Okay, boyfriend. Singular. Sorry. -_____-" So, as inexperienced as you think I am, I know very well phone calls usually lasts more than an hour. Seriously. Back then when my ex and I called each other, it took sooo long. Coz even we were both silent, neither parties choose to put an end to the phone call.
Three: You can now truly layan 'Perfectly Lonely'
Okay. This might be a bit biased coz I'm obsessed with John Mayer.
Nothing to do
No one but me
Thats all I need
I'm perfectly lonely
Coz I don't belong to anyone
And nobody belongs to me
*layanlayanlayanlayan
Four: Flirt, baby, flirt. No one's stopping you
I'm no fan of flirting. But I think I involuntarily do it sometimes. Heck, if it gets you a discount, I say: GO FOR IT. Haha. Use your advantage to its full potential.
I got a free bagel from Vienna bagels in KLCC once. MEHEHE. Though it might have had something to do with my t-shirt that day. Lets just say I forgot to wear a tube, and the neckline dropped WAY too low than it was supposed to. -_______-" Some men and their weakness for *ehemehem. Go figure!
And a price reduce for a book at a recent book fair here in Alexandria. WOOT WOOT.
*sighs. People don't give you discounts when your boy's standing next to you giving every other guy the stink eye okay. So be grateful.
Five: Any guy who captures your heart is said to be 'lucky'
I know I know. I'm being quite conceited by putting this up here. By I've heard this from quite a number of friends, so I didn't really come up with this myself. I don't why any guy would be considered lucky to have me, considering that I haven't brushed my hair since I returned from Malaysia in February.
And the fact that I just finished two whole packets of gummy bears in less than two days. And the fact that my favourite movie is 'Pineapple Express'. And the fact that I'm being oblivious and still believe that one day Milo Ventimiglia will realize I'm his true love and propose to me and we shall live happily ever after. And the fact that I'm going to ask for a break just because I got bored.
Mehhh. Haha. So this might not be true. And maybe not ANY of the reasons I stated above is true. But that doesn't mean you and I shouldn't be happy being single!
Honestly, I'm GLAD I am.
But I believe my time will come, once I'm prepared, and once the right guy comes along. But until then, I try to enjoy my life sans romantic attachments. And you (single people out there) should too!
So lets give a toast to the people who truly embraces being 'Perfectly Lonely'!
*yes. The John Mayer reference is totally necessary.
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